Random Writings

The following pages contain writings of a random nature, culled from notebooks and scattered document files that have built up over the years. Trying to organize them into any kind of sensible pattern is probably an exercise in frustration, potentially madness. What’s more, most of these writings don’t make a whole lot of sense.

Ripped From the Bloglines
An Interview With Dr. Ivo Robotnik
How To Make A Nuclear Bomb Using Items In Your Kitchen
The Land of Saerington
RE: Obese Man Found Fused To Chair Dies

Old Skitsafrenzia Bits
The Couch Theory of Planet XR-389 3/4a
The Gravity Theory of Hyperboil-3
The Origin of Mayonnaise
The Ultimate Cheesemaker
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Playing Battle-Golf